Posted 1 day ago

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

Posted 1 day ago

gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

Posted 1 day ago
  1. me: hey you're pretty cute
  2. them: i'm straight
  3. me: accept the fucking compliment breeder
Posted 1 day ago

hoodrat-gutterpigeon:

fuckingcockstar:

I got suspended today for beating up a girl who bullied me for years. My mom said she’s never been more proud

*applauds* 

(Source: 1et1ive)

Posted 1 day ago

ayetroyler:

sam-on-stage:

i made some things. (buy them here if ya want)

YAS

Posted 1 day ago

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

hitlersaurus-christ

(Source: iraffiruse)

Posted 1 day ago

light-blue-smurf:

People Art Gallery

Exciting Photo Illusions

Posted 1 day ago
kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

image

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod)

Posted 1 day ago

jenxmalone:

mydogsnokes:

Tbh the worst part of this website is queue puns

fuqueue

Posted 1 day ago

supertrout95:

y3sh0m0:

supermoclel:

matesprit:

vine trends that need to stop:

  • screaming in public places
  • white people saying nigga
  • scaring/hurting animals
  • making people uncomfortable on purpose to try and be awkward
  • harassing the homeless

disrespecting your mother

harassing people who work in the customer service industry

nash grier